I follow all the rules:

After age 50 get a test for prostate cancer every year.
Include a manual examination with your annual physical examination.

The doctor found something.

After many tests and examinations, including many sample drillings of my prostate.

I have Cancer.

On the bright side, it's small, isolated in the prostate, and can be treated RELATIVELY easily.

For more information try the National Institute of Health.

For treatment details try Cryocare.

Now, I need a little help. Given that humor is the best aid yet found for recovery, and being that I am a boring, hard-working, dull, humorless sort of bloke, please send me links to websites specializing in humor.

For my own survival, please classify from 1 to 10. 1 being mildly amusing, to 10 meaning don't even think about these belly busting, laugh until you need a diaper, clean the coffee of the computer monitor, wall and ceiling FUNNY sites until you've healed up sufficently to survive the experience!

So send me an email at gcjtimm (at) comcast.net. (Put the @ in the usual place I'm sorting enough spam and bologna as it is.)

Ooops! I almost forgot the required naked picture.